Stoney Yoni by Sublime (female)

I have to admit that when I was first given this product by Sublime, I had no idea what a “yoni” was. Everyone around me would laugh when it was said. So, I did what I always do when I’m the clueless one: I looked on Urban Dictionary. It’s Sanskrit for female genitals, in case you didn’t know.

The instructions for use are simple: Spray it on the outside and the inside of your yoni, and wait 30 minutes. As a tester, I tried it a few times. The first, right away, without waiting 30 minutes. (I’m really not one to follow directions.) Then, I waited 30 minutes the second time, and the 3rd time I ended up spraying it on, smoked a joint, and totally forgot about it for a few hours.

What Stoney Yoni did for me was make everything more sensitive. For women in menopause, sensitivity can be a challenge for some. Thankfully, that’s not me. I’ve been in menopause for 3 years, FYI. I don’t usually have any sexual issues, so this made my natural drive go up about 5 notches.

When I try to describe the feeling, it’s like my entire vagina is awake and covered in glitter and stars. It just feels “brighter,” and definitely more sensitive. With manual stimulation, I achieved (I love using “achieve” for an orgasm!!! It’s like a reward.) orgasm within a few minutes. And, I was able to go again within a minute. (Product testing is serious business!)

In all 3 tests (with/without the 30-minute wait), I could feel the effects. But, waiting the 30 minutes as recommended made it even MORE BETTER! I don’t know if that’s really a thing, but it was MORE BETTER!!! It took just a few minutes to achieve orgasm (sound the horns!), and it was very strong.

A word of caution: If your partner performs oral on you while using Stoney Yoni, they WILL get high. It’s tested as an edible, because it CAN be an edible.

THC: 81.43% CBD: 3.18% CBN: 1.67% CBG: 2.79%

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